Planet of the apes 2001 remake.
There will be spoilers, becareful. Also LONG READ
Ah, a remake from the greatest movie in the franchise.
The only problem is, that this is CRAP.
This is like an insult to the original movie.
The year 2029, aboard the United States Air Force station, Leo (Mark Wahlberg) works closely with apes who are trained for space tasks. His favorite ape
co-worker is a chimpanzee named Pericles. With a electromagnetic
storm approaching the station, a small space pod piloted by Pericles is
used to probe the storm. Pericles's pod heads into the storm and
disappears. Against his commanding officer's orders, Leo takes a second
pod and goes in pursuit of Pericles. Entering the storm, Leo crashes on a planet called Ashlar in
the year 5021. He discovers that the world is ruled by apes who
can speak human language and treat human beings as slaves.
Leo comes across a female ape named Ari (Helena Carter), who protests the awful treatment humans receive. Ari decides to buy Leo and a female slave named Daena (Estella Warren) to have them work as servants in the house of her father, Senator Sandar.
Leo escapes his cage and frees other humans. Ari sees them, but Leo
manages to convince Ari to join a human rebellion against the apes.
General Thade and Colonel Attar march ape warriors in pursuit of the humans. Leo discovers Calima, a forbidden, but holy, site for the apes.
Now on to the bad parts of this movie.
In the original movie, the humans would be mute and couldn't speak, even the main character didnt speak since he got shot in the throat. But in this one, they all talk even before being captured.
They broke a rule mentioned in Battle of the planet of the apes (Ape shall never kill ape), of course Aldo did it then, but they never killed an ape in the original movie. Anyway like I was saying, Thade (who actually looks like ceaser from TROTPOTA which I find nice), kills about 2 apes, and Attar kills 1 ape.
They tried to fit two movies in, Planet of the apes (original) and uh, Conquest of the planet of the apes. It kinda worked, but it never happened like the way in the original, I actually forgot if they did add one, but I remember it was nothing like this if it was in the original.
4/10
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